I was talking to the Blu scout this morning... he seems like a nice kid, although he's easily the most hyperactive person i've ever met... And he's always pounding down those 'Bonk' sugar drinks... i heard that once, when he couldn't find one and needed a sugar rush, he drank a jar of the sniper's... well... you know, because he thought it was lemonade. I can guess he didn't like it that much.
So, the Engineer left me in the locker room for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom, and while I'm sitting there, in walks the Red Pyro, with her mask off!
Yes, I said 'her'... the Red Pyro is apparently a girl. She didn't see me, so I managed to take some pictures of her on my turret-cam... pervy, i know, but I doubt that anyone will believe me otherwise.
So, this is my first blog post from the Engineer's laptop...
Where to start...
Well, i'm Sparky, i'm a tripod mounted multi-barrel automated point-defense turret, and i'm making this blog so that everyone out there will know what it feels like to be a sentry gun on the blu team. Honestly, most of the time it stinks. People always shooting me, sapping me, and what does the engineer do to help me? He hits me with a wrench! Well, he's not all that bad since he's letting me use his computer now, but he sure can get annoying. Every five seconds it's 'SPY'S SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!', when he's already slapped the sapper off of me. Sappers! I hate those things... I'll talk more on those in my next entry in a few days.
Oooh, new round starting, gotta go!